Take Advantage of Our Pilot Program for 1:1 Coaching!
Don't miss your chance to take advantage of this time-sensitive opportunity: Get six weeks of one-on-one training for the price of only two!
Here is Laurie Cromie, your bariatric regain expert and keto coach, to tell you all about it:
This Week Only: We are opening up only 25 spots for our high-touch, high-impact weight loss coaching, and one-time offer to get your custom-tailored workout plan.
You need results... and you need them NOW.
The holidays are coming, and you know you're going to see all of your friends and family.
Many of you have told me you don't feel comfortable in your body, and all you want to do is hide away instead of going to the various holiday parties, to avoid risking being caught on camera and tagged on Facebook against your will.
- Perhaps you've regained some of your weight, and you feel ashamed.
- Or maybe you've been stalled on the scale and you're losing all hope of getting to your goal weight.
- Maybe you've gained back ALL of your lost weight and even put more on....
Believe me, I've heard it all from my members and clients.
REGAIN ISN'T YOUR FAULT... BUT IT IS EASY TO TAKE BACK OFF!
Weight loss surgery gave you a tool to take off the initial bulk of your excess weight, which is AWESOME, but what they don't tell you is that surgery only works for a good 6-12 months (known as the "honeymoon period"), and after that, the magic of your bariatric surgery starts to wear off.
And suddenly, just like that, it's up to you to lose the rest of the way with very little help from your altered stomach.
Or you might find you got to goal weight, but it is SO HARD to keep the scale from creeping back up again.... one pound at a time.
It's highly probable your surgeon advised you to follow a low-fat, high-carb diet, but advances in nutrition science have proven time and time again that this antiquated diet advice is the worst possible choice, and is what made you overweight to begin with. Our medical professionals are JUST starting to adopt the low-carb, high-fat diet, and it is slowly making its way into the mainstream with massive success.
You Need A Blueprint for Your Best Results
But HOW? How do you adopt this low-carb / keto lifestyle for your unique circumstance of your altered stomach, when there is so little information about it online?
The classic, mainstream keto we all know is obviously inappropriate for us post-op bariatric patients. We need a less-fattier version.
This is why you need me, Laurie Cromie, your bariatric regain weight loss coach.
My Secret: NOT EVEN "BARIATRIC KETO" IS NARROWED DOWN ENOUGH FOR YOU.
One thing the other "bariatric keto" programs don't take into consideration, is your own unique biological needs.
You need a program that is designed to support where you're at with your age, hormones, your personal fitness goals, any health problems you may be dealing with.
Get away from the cookie cutter Keto and its undesirable side effects, and instead get the quickest route from Point A to Point B with my program, Custom Keto by Laurie Cromie.
It Started with My First Client: Myself.
I had bariatric surgery in 2013 at the urging of my doctor because I knew I wanted a third pregnancy (after two boys, I wanted my GIRL), but I was told I would never survive another pregnancy unless I received a gastric bypass.
After much hesitation, and seeing that the normal mainstream diet plans continued to fail me over and over, I finally went all in and decided to take the steps to getting bariatric surgery.
It was not a pleasant experience, but I am so grateful I lost that excess weight, because after 18 months post-surgery, I was ready to become pregnant.
CLEARED FOR PREGNANCY!
I got to the weight my doctor prescribed, I got all of my blood work done and everything checked out to make sure I was totally cleared to have a safe pregnancy.
Turns out, it was a dream pregnancy, and for the first time, I got to carry my baby to term, AND I got to go into labor on my own and have a totally normal delivery. After two scary emergency c-sections due to preeclampsia, it was such an insane rush to know that I was able to accomplish this amazing feat thanks to my surgery.
And yep, I had the most delicious little baby girl! Truly, a dream come true.
My Own Shocking Regain!
But during her pregnancy, the scale started to creep up a little more quickly than I would have liked, because I was starting to allow carbs back in. (Pregnancy cravings, what are you gonna do, RIGHT LADIES?)
And worse, after her birth, that's when the weight really started to come back on, because I wasn't sleeping, I was always stressed out, and I was reaching for convenience foods. My stomach was different, but I still had "fat girl brain" as so many of you call it in your emails to me.
That's When I Hit Rock Bottom
I'll never forget Lucienne's first birthday, and stepping on the scale. I had sworn I was going to keep losing weight until I reached my dream goal weight... but instead? Oh boy, I'd actually GAINED BACK 100 pounds... Completely the wrong direction.
I felt like my life was over. Not even weight loss surgery could fix me... what hope did I have of living a normal, healthy life?
They say you have to hit rock bottom before you can start to climb yourself out.
"Calories In Vs. Calories Out" Doesn't Work, My Friends.
After my 6-month long pity party, I finally realized, wait a minute: If my stomach is still so little, and I can still only eat 1/2 cup of food in one sitting, and I'm breastfeeding my baby, then WHY am I gaining weight?? Isn't the most accepted mantra for losing weight, "Burn more calories than you take in?"
The good ol' "Calories In Vs. Calories Out" Model.
I just KNEW it was a broken model....
Because if it worked, we'd ALL be whatever weight we wanted at any given time.
That's when I became OBSESSED with solving this problem.
I just knew that if I could solve it for myself, I would live the rest of my life teaching everything I learned to anyone else who was feeling hopeless and forever broken.
Not only did I design my own bariatric keto program, I also took the time to compare and contrast how certain foods affect our hormones, brain, metabolism, gut biome... and I came up with my own system for narrowing down the many various types of keto to help you find the one that is going to best serve you!
Both my husband and I tested it. (Oh by the way, it's never just the mom who gains pregnancy weight... Dad too!)
It took trial and error, but once we got a really good footing, the scale just plummeted for us!
Ten months later, I had lost all 100 pounds of my pregnancy regain.
It was FUN. It was EFFORTLESS. I had the time of my LIFE.
AND, I'm still going, all the way to my dream goal weight, because for the first time in my life, I sincerely believe I'm going to do it.
Since then, I have been coaching other post-op bariatric patients to adapt to keto and having major success themselves.
Take it from my own clients....
Scott Lost 60 Lbs. in 7 Months
"I haven't had any sugar since June 1, 2018. I never once felt deprived... who doesn't love a diet of all their favorite foods, especially meat and cheese!"
BRANDI UNLEASHED HER INNER BOMBSHELL IN ONLY 8 MONTHS
Brandi completely transformed herself while a member of our Empowered Inner Circle!
TRISH IS LIVING HER BEST LIFE
Trish could have hid behind excuses when her life became too hectic, but she pushed through some of the hardest trials of her life, and succeeded!
"I couldn't have done it without you, Laurie."
What's Inside 1:1 Coaching
Confidential Weekly Calls
:30 minute calls with exclusive 1:1 feedback to strategize your success with a clear roadmap!
Immediate Access to Laurie
Never be left with questions. Prioritized email and text access to Laurie!
Calculate your ketos and track your progress in our customized app built by bariatric patients, FOR bariatric patients!
And best of all: Access to Our Empowered Inner Circle
The Empowered Inner Circle is our group coaching program, AND IT IS AWESOME.
We only open doors to its membership a few times per year, but you can get in via your 1:1 coaching, as it is included in the cost of the program.
Inside the Empowered Inner Circle
A community of weight loss rock stars!
We take major pride in fostering a loving, supportive community. You need social support with people who GET YOU.
Your Customized keto Plan
We will help you detox off sugar and customize the perfect keto plan, made to meet your specific needs, because "bariatric keto" isn't narrowed down enough!
undo stubborn eating habits
You are not broken, your brain is not broken. You will get strategies to change neurologically the way you think about yourself and your relationship with food, forever.
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The Details on How it Works!
1. Weekly One-on-One Coaching Calls - $599 Value
Once a week, we'll get together, just you and me, on a call that is totally confidential, and we will together work through whatever it is that is getting in your way, so we can CRUSH it, together.
2. Custom-Tailored Keto Plan - $297 Value
Just reducing your fat macros and calling it "bariatric keto" is NOT enough, my friends. Nope, I'm inviting you to take my special keto assessment to narrow down what type of keto is best for your body, based on your unique biological factors such as your phase in life, your hormones, any chronic conditions you may want to consider.
3. High-Accountability and High-Touch - $499 Value
Are you the type that NEEDS someone to hold your hand? Awesome, because it so happens I'm a hand-holder. 😉
If it helps you to send me your meal plan every day, and report your wins, great, because I'm giving you my personal cell phone number and email so you can access me any time. (I probably won't answer in the middle of the night, but I'll sure do my best to get back to you in the morning!)
4a. Empowered Inner Circle - $146 for 6 Weeks' Membership.... but really? PRICELESS.
Inside Empowered Inner Circle, you get AMAZING social support with our fiercely-protected Facebook community of weight loss ROCK STARS, who are so helpful, supportive, and wise. (Food police not allowed!)
4b. Access to the Empowered Inner Circle Level on the Membership Site.
For the six weeks you're in our Pilot Program, you'll get all access to the membership site with all my best info! I've created this specific success path for everyone in the membership so you can see how we progress through the core materials.
Here's a little sneak peek at our Empowered Success Path:
ONE-TIME ONLY BONUS!!!
For this promotion ONLY -- Get a personalized workout plan, custom-tailored to YOUR needs.
Get the most effective and efficient exercise plan for YOUR body.
Tell us your specific goals: optimize fat burning? Build major muscle? Build muscle so you've got toned, sexy curves? Improve the appearance of loose skin?
Once we find that out, we will show you how to determine:
- WHICH type of exercise is best for your body type
- What specific exercises to do
- What days to do them
- What body parts to focus on and when
- ....and more.
Never again go to the gym not knowing what you want to do, forcing you to once again default to the elliptical trailer.
Nope, you're going to the gym (or working out at home) with a specific road map!
After this promotion, this bonus goes away forever.
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More Praise from Laurie's clients:
She's a coach who genuinely wants to help figure out what works best for you.
Laurie is down to earth. She knows a cookie cutter approach doesn't fit everyone. She's a coach who genuinely wants to help figure out what works best for you. Her 10 Day No Sugar Challenge has given me the motivation and direction I needed to get over the hurdles blocking me from my goals. --Joycelyn M
TRUST THE PROCESS
Laurie is REAL, like really real, she has been there, done it, got the T-Shirt and is now reaching out to help all of us who may be struggling in her genuine, enthusiastic and loving way. The knowledge, support and all around feeling of belonging made me start with Laurie and her honesty, accountability and genuine love for helping people made me stay! I have learned so much, felt accepted and genuinely coached all along - not overwhelmed with information and then left to my own devices. I would 1000% recommend Laurie and her program(s) to anyone who is looking for some genuine, real and probably life altering coaching. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain! -- Jen F.
No Judgement, only encouragement and support.
Are you tired of being told you can’t do this and you can’t do that on a program that is suppose to help you? Are you tired of being shamed when you make a choice that isn’t going with the program? Then obviously you haven’t met Laurie Cromie the Barivangelist.
Her program was not “it is my way or the highway” type program. It was a sound keto lifestyle with some tweaks because we have had bariatric surgery. -- Carole M.
Ready to Invest In Your Most Important Asset: Your Health?
You could get these services elsewhere, billed separately:
- Personal Trainer = $1200/month
- Life Coach / Weight Loss Coach to help heal your head hunger and any other issues with food = $800/month
- Nutritionist = $500/ month
- Meal Planning Software $25/month
- Specialized Support Group with Fostered Community = $90/month
- Health Care Costs = Varied
- Time saved from not having to sift through all of the conflicting advice online, trying everything until something sticks: PRICELESS
AND YET YOU CAN GET ALL OF THIS SAME SUPPORT IN OUR PROGRAM...
$997 six weeks!
THIS PROMO ONLY:
Get it now for just $397 for this six week program!
How much would you pay for the solution to your most painful problem?
You've already invested $25,000+ getting surgery... don't waste any more of your precious, limited resources, time and money.
Let's get this done, and let this be the LAST diet you'll ever do because for the first time ever, we're going to get to the ROOT CAUSE of weight gain... and not just treat the symptoms.
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RISK-FREE SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
Your happiness is important to me.
If you do the work, and you are not satisfied with our program, we will happily refund your money.