WHY CAN’T WEIGHT LOSS BE FAST AND EASY?
It was for me... and I honestly believe I have the tools for it to be easy for you, too!
I lost all 85 lbs of my own bariatric regain in 9 months, and let me tell you, I figured out how to make it so fun, it was the best time of my life, and it felt effortless!
Since losing my own regain, I have been coaching hundreds of other bariatric patients bust through the toughest stalls on the scale, lose any regained weight, and FINALLY get to goal weight.
Founder and Co-Owner Barivangelist.com
YOU PICTURED LIFE AFTER WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY WOULD BE MORE LIKE….
- Getting down to goal weight without even trying.
- Being able to shop at any store and have your Pretty Woman moment… for when once the sales person coldly informed you, “We don’t carry anything in your size; how about a scarf?” You can flash your bags from all of the other stores and show them what a big mistake they made. (Oh, and being at goal weight means having more money right?)
- Being able to eat whatever food you want, as long as it was “in moderation”, and still lose weight.
- Not having to worry about what you look like in a swimming suit, because you want to go to the jacuzzi with your friends but your business partner’s wife looks like a model straight out of Victoria’s Secret. (Wait… Was that a little TOO specific?? Might be some actual truth there…)
- Always FEELING emotionally well, happy, and exuberant! All your problems are going to go away -- even your chronic anxiety and depression -- once you’re down to goal weight!
- Not having to ever exercise again because your tummy is now tiny and why exercise anyway if you only ever did it for weight loss?
… OK, BUT LET’S GET REAL
Bariatric surgery isn’t a magic fix.
Surgery is only going to take you so far. It is a tool to help you take off an initial amount of weight, and then once it stops working as well, it’s up to you to take it all the way to goal weight.
If you don't learn the behaviors you need in order to reach goal weight, that weight is going to come right back on.
And it isn't easy to change your subconscious habits.... After all, you spent decades embedding them deep into the cellular level, reinforcing them over and over again.
Therefore, you need a coach who understands how the mind works.
You need a coach who knows:
WHY you’re addicted to sugar
HOW to forever change those habits you just assume are part of who you are
and will SHOW you how to stop sabotaging your body’s ability to use up its fat stores, like it's actually programmed to do!
You’re in the right spot.
INTRODUCING BIO-HACK YOUR METABOLISM
...an intensive 6-week course to turn your body from sluggish and sugar-addicted, to a vibrant, non-stop energy, fat-burning furnace!
This private, PERSONALIZED online course for busy people who are tired of the information overwhelm from reading all of the conflicting advice available free on the internet, and just want someone to show them the quickest, most direct route from where you are now, to goal weight.
This isn’t some large free unmoderated Facebook group, with thousands upon thousands of members… those groups are terrible! I have seen so many post-op patients sincerely reach out for help there, only to be shamed out of the group. Far too many of those people are stuck in the food shame spiral and they have no problem spewing those false, negative views onto you, shaming you for your choices. And if you leave? No one even notices.
No, this is a group coaching experience where you will be submerged with like-minded people who are able to easily empathize with your struggles, instead of judging you.
LAURIE CROMIE'S WRITING HAS BEEN PROUDLY FEATURED IN:
So if you’ve ever wished for…..
-A step-by-step plan for eliminating sugar and flour from your diet, and easing into ketosis, that metabolic shift where your body burns off your body fat like crazy.
-A PERSONALIZED ketogenic plan that takes into account each person’s diverse biological needs. This is NOT a one-size-fits-all meal plan.
-A support system of like-minded people who are going to encourage you and buoy you up. Having the right social support is one of the main keys to weight loss, and we take major pride in fostering a positive, helpful community unlike any other.
-Everything you need to truly overcome lifelong habits so you can reach your full potential in regards to ideal body weight.
…You’ve been waiting for Bio-Hack Your Metabolism.
All you need to do is say yes.
Say yes to getting out of your own way and quit sabotaging yourself.
Say yes to investing in your own health for a change instead of just your car, your home, and everything else you may have prioritized over yourself.
Say yes to massively improved health, energy to spare, clarity of mind, better sleep, balanced hormones… why? Because there are people in this world who need you and love you, and by not first taking care of your needs, they only get a shadow version of you. And to that we say, no more.
Just say yes….
WHAT YOU'LL GET:
- Members' website with the course in full
- Facebook group with built in accountability
- A step-by-step guide to quitting sugar forever
- Help making your personalized Keto meal plan
- Finding the right exercise for you
- Learn to plan ahead of time, setting yourself up for success
- Learn why willpower doesn’t work, and what DOES work!
PLUS, THIS FAST ACTION BONUS!
The first 20 people to buy Bio-Hack Your Metabolism will receive a caricature drawn by our own in-house artist, Adrian Carrillo!
You can use it as your Facebook profile picture, letting everyone know you are one of our top 20 VIPs, and you've made it behind the velvet rope. 🙂
MORE BONUSES TO COME!
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